Oh, my heroes and villans, is this
going to be a good one! This is the pure, raw energy of Saggo in New Moon form!
The trademark of this moon is the wild hope you feel, that you can overcome the
obstacles that have stood in your way all year long; That this is YOUR moment,
finally! And it is, don’t get me wrong: But it’s not quite what you think this
time.
This moon is all about pushing your
boundaries, getting to new horizons and exploring frontiers. These are not
physical destinations, but rather mental and emotional depths. In fact, this
has an extremely Piscean/ Scorptastic feel to it, BUT without the drama of
either. All the best of those two, plus the best of Saggo, with none of the bad
of the three? Can it be so? Well obviously not. If it was I wouldn’t be
bothering to write this. What this is, is an opportunity; You are challenged to
plumb the depths of your soul, face the most disgusting and foul parts you can
find, and purge them from you. This you must do before 2016 (Aries Season), and
the amazing thing is, it’s not even a Herculanean task right now! This moment
in time is your best chance to do this, and the stars are on your side. You
have the cosmos backing you, if you are only brave enough to jump into the
darkness and do the dirty work. You have to make the choice.
The Sun, Moon, Mars, Jupiter,
Uranus, Chiron and Pluto- Wow. This is a veritable powder keg of Astro.
Surprisingly, its also mostly dormant. I want you to change that. You are going
to be the one to push that big red button and blast open a hole. Notice that
these are the main players of the Cardinal Crisis. You are going to channel the
last 7 years (Holy hell. It’s been 7 years.) into this short time period. Every
lesson, every high, every defeat and every moment where you felt like the only
logical course of action was either to go on a murderous rampage or turn that
rage onto yourself; Every bit of it is going to be needed before 2016 is done.
This is where you are going to step fully into yourself and your personal
power. Controlled demolition is the name of the game: There is a
thorn in your side that has been festering since Saturn in Scorpio- Right
around 2013. You’re going to excise it, since it’s already infected you. It is
ruining your life, tearing you down and keeping you from reaching your fullest
potential. This can no longer be allowed, as we have a BIG year coming-
Especially the summer. While you’re at it, ditch every external influence that
whose benefit no longer outweighs their cost. You will need every moment of
this time, and it will go quickly. Do not waste it.
Mercury- All on his own,
Mercury is the key to getting out of Hell. That never changes, but what is
changing this time is that you are going to need to work with him to break IN
rather than out. You will be making the conscious effort to go down into your
own depths, and shovel out the merde that is there. Your mission is to scrape
off the layer of muck and grime that you have been hiding behind for years.
That was the easy way out and you’re not doing that anymore. It has served its
purpose. There is only an ember of your inner fire left (or so it feels to you)
but that is more than enough to become a blazing inferno, with a little work
and care. Taking the steps to do so will be noticed by others, and you will
help each other achieve more in ways that you couldn’t before. Start with what
you love to do, but don’t have time/ whatever bullshit excuse you make not to
do it anymore. This is how you get back to your path. You will get back home, I
swear it to you on my life.
Venus, Saturn, and Neptune- These are the undercurrents of the astro,
its driving force. Neptune is your ideal, where you want to be “When all this
is over”; Venus is the unrefined, untamed, raging storm that is you now- Which
means that the way to get from the one to the other is Saturn. Stifle those
groans people, this is just the start of that long process. We’re still a long
way off from that particular crescendo, but you need to know that that is the
backdrop of the astro. Sure, it’s not as sexy as The-World-Is-At-Stake chaos
that was the Cardinal Crisis, but this astro has even greater stakes: You.
Think of this process as the origin story for the superhero (or supervillan, no
judgment!) you are becoming. You will become more and more aware of the
amount you control your life and circumstances by the day. The cosmos is about
to take the training wheels off, and we’re going to see if you’re ready to ride!
Most holy Huitzilopochtli (Praise Him), we come to you on this day to ask for your protection from shitheads, haters, asshats and douchenozzles, and we pray for the strength not to backhand a bitch. Ohhhhooohhhwooaaaahhhh, IiiiiWiiissshhhAaaMothaFuckaWould... Amen.
You guys, this one is for real. Even though its not til Saturday, Im writing this up early because for some reason, Its already ramping up in effect and is only getting stronger (and because Im not trying to be beasting it out on Saturday in the wee hours of the morning. Screw that). That and I have an irresponsible amount of caffeine running through my veins.
Still though... This is an Aries Moon.
Oh Aries... I love a good Aries. Aries moon should be renamed the Man The Fuck Up moon (And while we're at it, lets make Scorp the Psychopaths United moon, and Pisces the Holy Hell- Where Am I, What All Did I Do Last Night And Why Are We In Tennessee All Of A Sudden? moon) because no matter what your situation, there's something you're trying not to face right now- You know exactly what Im talking about. You need to just sack up and get it over with, because its not going to take care of itself magically.
Speaking of getting it over with...
The Sun and Moon- Well, starting out we have the Moon hooked up to Uranus and Pallas Athene, so expect absolute insanity right out of the gate, and everything will be highly charged. If you keep a cool head, and dont get caught up in your issues then you can rock out some serious awesomeness. Hell, it could be that spark that you've been waiting for. On the Sun-Side, he is slumming with Typhon, which does nothing to help us stay in control; You feel more akin to some avenging angel ready to smite all who stand in your way. Try to avoid this, for obvious reasons (unless you are in good with people who can, you know, help you to "clean up your messes" and wont ask too many questions.) Now, since the universe has a really twisted sense of humor, this is all happening in square to Pluto, so this is all going to have a "Do or Die" feel to it. You will feel like you have no options that work. A trine to Altjira tells you to take a step back and breathe. Get some perspective and see what your situation really is, no bullshit. A sextile to Askalaphus is telling you that you need to speak up against things that you do not agree with, even if it means speaking alone. Stand up for yourself! A trine to Eros kicks you into a frenzy for what you are passionate about, so live it! Its not enough to just feel it! A square to Kronos tells you to watch how you are spending your time. Remember, if it can be tracked, it can be conquered.
Mercury- Holy bajaysus, Merc has shot through Libra (he's almost to Saturn's spot). That can only mean one thing: (that Astro is really not paying attention to his Sun's Ruler?) Mercury is gearing up for another Retrograde (Oh. Or that works too, i suppose). Now its not happening yet, but be ready: Its coming. More on that further out. Today, however, the main aspect is an opposition to Eris. Its going to be really tough to get along just to get along right now, and you may have to swallow a hefty dose of your pride. A conjunction to Rhadamnthus asks you to take a good hard look at where you are and decide once and for all if its really worth it. If it is, quit bitching; If not, well, get out and quit bitching. A quincunx to Sedna tells you to go with whatever fulfills you, and not tolerate anything thats lacking. Make sure your needs are being met first and foremost. A square to Varuna shows that a lot of what you are stressing about is out of your hands. Focus on what you can control. If you can't, its not worth wasting any time on right now. A sextile to Quaoar is supercharging this whole mess, and telling you that even though things may not look so good right now, this wont last forever. Keep dancing.
Venus- The big news here is the square between Mars and Venus. Ohyes, that sexy, magical, intense (and did I mention veryvery sexy?) square which causes all sorts of sexy, sexy issues. Oh wait, there's nothing sexy about issues, thats right! Remember that. Tune into the tension, but dont over-think it. Just move with the tide and check your baggage at the door for the weekend. Also, this is an High-Octane Undead Ex alert, so be prepared. If you do become affected by this, There's a reason they're showing up again. Try to decode out the message that the universe (or god, fate, what have you) saw fit (in all of its insane and highly suspect faux wisdom) to entrust them to delier unto you without getting caught up in their drama and bullshit. Other than that, not much to talk about here until our girl moves into Virgo and moves to oppose Neptune.
Mars- A bit more to go over here, however. Our boy is almost through with his sojourn in Scorpio and is gearing up for Saggo. God help us. Til then, we have a conjunction to the North Node, trying to get you to make moves toward what YOU want to do with your life, but you just wont listen, will you? Oh well, cant be helped I suppose... You could chalk it up to his opposition to Sedna, which is a little stronger than the conjunction, but not much. A quincunx to Vesta makes it very hard to stay dedicated and on track, but with a few adjustments of your expectations, you should do just fine. A trine to Salacia tells you that if there is something that you really, really, really want then you should go for it. You might find that its more easily attained than you think! You're going to need to give it all you've got though, because with him squaring Heracles, there is no going halfway this time.
Jupiter- Good god, just get it over with and go Retrograde already!! Le sigh. An opposition to Ixion is really stressing your patience and goodwill. Only do as much is necessary, sit back and let the asshat dig his own grave. A conjunction to Chaos tells you that there is a lot that is out of your hands, and if it is, then dont focus on it, it wont help you to. Just focus on what you can control. A square to Sisyphus doesnt help anything here- just leaving you more stressed and burnt out, but its not time to bow out just yet. A sextile to Pelion helps you keep your eye on the goal.
Saturn- I am not dealing with Saturn until he hits Scorpio (October 5th). Finish Strong.
Uranus- Not a lot to go over here.... Square to Pluto, google it. A trine to Eros shakes things up, and reignites your passion for something you had thought was lost. My advice would be to follow it and see where you end up. A sextile to Altjira tells you that if you want to go anywhere with it or get something done, its up to you to do.
Neptune- A trine to Ceres warns of the dangers of overlooking your needs, especially when it comes to your nutrition. Feed yourself, but only the good stuff. A square to Juno tells you that when it comes to relationships, nothing is clear. Dont hold out false hope, and keep moving forward the best you can with what you know right now. A square to Asbolus warns against letting yourself give up. Keep yourself as lighthearted as possible. Things are tough right now, you dont need to make it any tougher on yourself.
Pluto- Nothing really new here, other than the fact that hes freaking squaring the whole Lunation, a la 2010. But we've already talked about that, so go back and read it if you missed it. A trine to Orcus also comes into play, giving us double the trouble and double the intensity. A sextile to Chiron cuts deep, right where we're vulnerable. Take note of where the blow strikes and protect yourself next time. A trine to Hera warns against getting caught up in political drama, let others who are much smarter or braver (read:dumber) than you take on that challenge. Sit back and strike after everyone has counted you out. Finally, a sextile to Apollo indicates that this is a great time for the authentic you to shine, so put yourself out there and make the world take notice of you!
Well guys, thats all I have for you right now, but stay tuned, because things are going to start moving very quickly now.
And for more astro, with a much lighter tone, go check out the Fabulous Starzina Starfish-Browne for her Time of the Month Horoscope! The Libra edition.
(No Lemurs were harmed during the making of this Video.)
(Except that one, and that was an accident)
No Derek, not when its still Leo Season... Just keep calm and work on Magnum.
Ladies and Gentlemen, you're going to want to take the time to relax and recharge your batteries now while it lasts, because next up is craziness. We're staring down another dose of the Cardinal Crisis, and Pretty Much Everything moving into Scorpio. Oh yes, there will be fuqery and silliness, and a hefty dose of glaring/eyefucking at anything that moves. Perfect your look now.
Now, on to the other Astro...
The Sun and Moon- Well, this is going to start out with a tight sextile to Saturn and Mars (ohyes, its going to be one of those Moons... Better get your big girl panties on, princess), so drama is a big no no, and serious, sobering reality checks abound. If you're deluding yourself, your ego will be cut to the quick faster than you can say "Sassafras" BUT at the end of the day you will be left with a much more realistic and truthful view of your situation, so not all bad, right? Tons of potential if you do it right, just not the most cheerful skies. And lets not forget the trine to Eris, stirring up just enough trouble to get you to stop causing it. An opposition to Nessus brings some tough love to the table, bringing your animal nature up to the surface so that you can either fall to it or choose to reject it. Not a choice to make lightly. A square to Diana confirms this, but stresses that there may be a middle way that you're not seeing. A square to Terpsichore tells you to do what makes you come alive, even though it isn't easy at all. You have to be your own cheerleader. A trine to Bienor confirms this, and makes it very easy to fall back into old "Oh, why ME??" traps. We are way past that, don't stumble now. A sextile to Toro helps you keep pushing even though you just want to quit. Dont stop now. A square to Sedna shows that you need to deal with what you're missing in your life. Identify it, figure out a way to get it, and then focus on what you have right now. Dont give it up so cheaply, you worked hard for this.
Mercury- Finally Direct, its full steam ahead for The Tweaker. A sextile to Altjira and trine to Okyrhoe AND Uranus AND Pallas Athene helps you to get the perspective you need to make informed decisions, but a square to Kassandra may make you question and reject sound advice, even if its your own. A quincunx to Pluto and Chiron tells us that you may know what you need to do in your head, but knowing what to do and getting the courage to do it are two very different things. Dont let fear and pain from the past hold you back, you're not going that way.
Venus- Our girl is happily rolling around in Cancer, making life generally more bearable, one batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies at a time. There is a cloud hanging overhead, however... An opposition to Pluto keeps trying to encroach on the fantasy and bring the reality into focus, but damnit if she isnt ignoring his every intrusion like its her job (which, here, it kind of is) A square to Uranus and Pallas Athene is no help either, acting like rowdy kids that have had waaaaaay too much sugar for anyone's good. A trine to Chiron suggests the answer isnt at the bottom of your Valium Martini. What's a mom to do? A sextile to Elatus keeps your spirits up and looking on the bright side. A conjunction to Cyllarus can lead you to do too much for others, make sure your own needs are being met. An opposition to Crantor also confirms this, make sure you are keeping strong emotional boundaries. A trine to Deucalion and Heracles can leave you very beleaguered, yet paradoxically gives you all the strength you need to meet the needs of the day. A trine to Ceto warns of unresolved emotional issues that may spring up without notice. Stay on guard. An opposition to Icarus shows that now might not be the best time to stretch your wings; Wait out the storm.
Mars and Saturn- Ah, Mars conjunct Saturn... I look forward to this aspect every year, its great medicine! It can be a bit intense, however! Constructive action is so important right now. Stay ahead of the curve. A square to Varuna tells you to work behind the scenes and get out of the limelight for a bit. It will help you get loads done. A quincunx to Sedna has your focus on matters of the heart; Invest some time with your loved ones. An opposition to Bienor shows that even though the odds are stacked against you, persistence and resolute focus will help you win the day. You're stronger than you think. A conjunction to Isis shows that you will achieve your goals, by any means necessary. A trine to Toro not only confirms this, but ensures it. You will have to make difficult decisions however. A sextile to Sisyphus shows that you are feeling as though your situation is hopeless, its really not. Keep pushing. A square to Orpheus tells you to rally support from your circle, it will be key to your victory.
Jupiter- Gearing up to go Retrograde and looking extremely suspicious with the large black marker in his hand, Papa Jupiter needs at least one set of eyes on him at all times (Don't Blink). An opposition to Amycus shows a heightened propensity for rash action that is extremely ill-advised. Consider all your options and make sure that you're not missing something. A conjunction to Vesta confirms this, and suggests maybe letting someone else shoot themselves in the foot while you sit back and watch. A trine to Pandora warns you against pushing things too far, and not giving them enough time to succeed. A square to Siwa tells you that you still have to do some demolition in order to clear your build site for a new project. Do it without emo drama; quickly and cleanly- A professional job.
Uranus- Still traveling with Pallas Athene, The Mad Scientist demands you expand your horizons and think bigger than you have before. A trine to Chariklo and Okyrhoe confirm this, and tell you to go deeper. A square to Kronos pushes you to do what you want, and have no regrets doing it. Look for authentic experiences that really speak to you. A trine to Hidalgo drives you to speak out for what's right and stand up for yourself and others. Do not allow yourself to be silenced. A sextile to Phaethon has you in the view of those who can help you, and they like what they see. Capitalize on that.
Neptune- A square to the Nodes still has you questioning your path, but dont look for anything to be resolved just yet. Keep asking questions and dont settle. A conjunction to Lilith (the Asteroid, not BML) and a square to Asbolus confirm this, and tell you that right now you shouldn't be focused on the big picture; handle today's challenges. A trine to Hades shows that you need to clear your way ahead before you can really progress. Stay unattached and light and you'll go far.
Pluto- Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, is in a hell of a mood and has no time for your insufferable and endless questioning! Come back later when something's actually happening.
Ladies and Gentlemen, screw this New Moon; It has me far too weepy for my liking! On the plus side though, it has made me much nicer and slightly more understanding, but still. Emotions = Not my forte.
Anywho, lets get it going, shall we?
The key to this round is letting go. Ive said this before, but this time around its Do-Or-Die. When some old pain comes up, let it go. When that voice in your head tells you that you should have done this instead of what you actually did, you let that go too, because we cannot take quick jaunts back through time and make a different choice. And when you go for a quick drink to take your mind off of the issues and see your ex there, doing the same, you civilly acknowledge them (if you make eye contact- If not, just run!) and let them go. No repeats allowed this time around- Its only forward motion.
Of course, this is easier said than done, isnt it? Your not-so-humble Astrologer has a very difficult time with this as well, and rarely finds ways to cope, but the gym has been my personal sanctuary to get over this, and has the added benefit of helping me stay as healthy as possible. So find your coping mechanism, and focus on that instead of allowing yourself to be overwhelmed by all the negatives that your mind throws up. And just warning you now, there will be a lot of them, and this will not be easy.
But when is it ever, eh?
The Sun and Moon- We set the stage with a sextile to Makemake, which shows that your focus needs to be on survival. You are in competion for what you want, and you need to win. Give this everything that you have. A square to Bienor may leave you more willing to help others on the way up, however. Maybe you don't need to finish first this time? A square to Apollon tells you to channel this creatively, and try to be as magnanimous as possble. A sextile to Admetos makes this difficult however, as it is much easier to express the more unsavory aspects of your character. Try to avoid this. A conjunction to Vulkanus shows that you can handle this challenge, and have a lot of strength to do it, but you may need to dig deep. Set boundaries, and make sure to take time for yourself. Another conjunction, to Hekate, confirms this, but adds that you need to be sure of what you want. Whatever that is, you can have it now, but you have to want it. A trine to Salacia confirms this, adding that if its right for you, it will happen, but not without hard work. Get away from what you dont want in your life at Mach speed. A square to Lachesis indicates that something in your life is over. You will know what it is, and the realization will hit you like a ton of bricks. Do not let this be dramatic, just acknowledge it and move on swiftly. Just let it go. A sextile to Sedna confirms this, adding in a lot of regret with a side of melancholy. A trine to Juno shows that relationships are not going to be light and easy, but there is a chance to make a deeper connection and build something that lasts. A square to Saturn and to Eris shows that you are caught between two desires- on the one hand, you want to be totally self-sufficient and untouchable, and on the other you want to be respected and admired among your peers and on the cover of magazines. Its hard, but aim for the middle ground; try to do both.
Mercury- Yes yes yes, he's finally gone Retrograde. Enjoy the chaos. Other than that, he's quite tame, with a traine to Pallas Athene, so hang back and watch the fireworks (but strike at the right time if the opportunity presents itself!). A sextile to Venus helps you stay sane, and helps you keep your mood up. Smile as much as possible, fake it if you have to. Genuinely finding reasons to smile though goes a long way for you mental health. A conjunction to Achilles helps you get through the day and not break down sobbing in the copy room. Make it through and win the day. An opposition to Amor has you struggling to justify keeping things how they are in regards to your relationships; Its time for a change. A conjunction to Sisyphus doesn't help any, leaving you feeling like the present moment is a Herculean task. Keep pushing that boulder up the hill.
Venus- Ah, Miss Sexy herself, that classy bitch. Another quiet one this go-around. A sextile to Child demands that you act maturely and responsibly, yet to stay sane, act like a little kid and have fun when no one is looking. A square to Apollo also highlights this, and tells us that not allowing yourself to be... well, yourself will have serious reprecussions. Don't stifle yourself unnecessarily. An opposition to Amycus stresses the need to treat those you meet with compassion and hospitality, but not at the expense of your own needs. Be careful to avoid any petty squabbles, because they could easily get blown out of proportion. A square to Borasisi shows that not all is as it seems- You are being lied to. Find out what it is, and determine whether it has any bearing on your life. If not? Ignore it, but don't trust the offender again.
Mars- Well, Our Boy is not quiet by any stretch of the imagination! A trine to Jupiter says to GO GO GO!! and make big, sweeping changes to everything. This time around though, we dont have Pluto's help to keep these two in check. No, this time he's in square. Tread carefully, and make sure you aren't about to run off of a cliff. An opposition to Uranus tells us that there is potential for a lot to go wrong, if you are not careful, but if you work it right, there is a lot of possibility for growth and chucking out what you no longer want/need. A trine to Ceres tells you to be all about YOU, and make an investment in yourself for once. A sextile to Chariklo says that if you are looking to get ahead, you cant be afraid of looking a little weird. A conjunction to Astraea and confirms this, and adds to stay somewhat removed from what happens now, especially with regards to political situations. A square to Cyllarus warns against taking uneccesary risks, however. A sextile to Sappho encourages love for your fellow man, but make sure you keep your hands above the table. A sextile to Hidalgo has you fired up to launch your latest crusade, and a sextile to Nemesis helps you win the day, as long as you watch what you say and position yourself perfectly.
A trine to Siva helps this, getting you to the right place, at the right time.
Jupiter- A sextile to Uranus tells you to watch out for some unexpected opportunity, and if you dont act on it, you will regret it. An opposition to Chariklo has you focusing on the here and now instead of the big picture. Dont lose your perspective. A square to Elatus puts a strain on your positive outlook, and tells you to face reality. An opposition to Okyrhoe is warning of possible criticism from doing this, and things might get hard. Do not engage, and get out where possible. A square to Teharonhiawako may leave you saying "Well, now what?" regarding your direction. Once you figure out that answer get your ass in gear and dont look back for anything. A trine to Astraea says to back out of all the drama, and clear your head. Above all, set proper boundaries and know when to say no. A sextile to Sappho could have pining away over something that may never be, and that you have built up in your head. See what is in front of you. Finally, a conjunction to Siva shows that there is a lot that you are putting up with that you need to disassociate yourself from. Do that.
Saturn- Not a whole lot to talk about here; A square to Varuna tells you to be suspicious of any change to the game at this stage. More than likely, its a trap. A sextile to Quaoar has you resigned to finishing out your duty and seeing it through to the end. The goal is in sight. The question is, what happens then? I suppose its all about those last few seconds... A quincunx to Sedna warns of making sure you don't get pulled in by the hype, something is not as it seems, and now might be the best time to launch a graceful exit, providing you have your escape plan in place. A sextile to Narcissus gives the O.K. on this, as long as it is really what is best for you. A square to Askalaphus tells us that no matter what you do, you will piss someone off for doing it. My advice? Dont choose the path that ends with you kicking yourself for not doing what you wanted. Fuck everybody else.
Uranus- Yes, the Mad Scientist is retrograde now, and let me just tell you, he is loving it. A sextile to Ceres demands your full attention, and tries to get you to eat all of your vittles so you dont collapse while working your ass off. A trine to Chariklo (oh here we go again...) gives you fresh insight into what is happening in your life, if you take a second to look up from your keyboard. A square to Cyllarus gives you the urge to put yourself out there and take on added responsibility, but are you sure you can handle it? Or is there something else out there for you? An opposition to Astraea shows that right now, you want to be with those who speak your language; your people. Seek them out and invest some time into them. A trine to Sappho may have you eager to experiment with new ideas and open you up to brand new experiences. I say go for it, but be sure to bring lots of lube. A trine to Hera shows that you may need to get creative in your power play if you want to acheive your goals anytime soon. A trine to Hidalgo tells you to stand up for what you believe in, and not back down for anything. Out-crazy your opposition.
Neptune- A square to the Nodes has everybody's favorite dealer struck with a case of ennui the likes of which would fell a mortal man, a herd of bison, and three gaggles of geese in one fell swoop. A square to Vesta has you running a self-check on your motivations and ideals- Are they still in step with who you are now? What needs to be adjusted? A sextile to Kassandra reminds you that there are still many chapters left to write in your story, so keep going. A sextile to Ophelia will drain the life right out of you if you let her, so avoid that. Do whatever you need to in order to keep yourself on point. A trine to Aphrodite should help with this, and even help you stay elated and positive. Watch out for a square to Phaethon though, and try to avoid being in the public eye if at all possible.
Pluto- A trine to Elatus has you feeling rather optimistic about all the changes taking place in your life, but that might just be the Prozac. Or maybe not, with a sextile to Teharonhiawako boosting your morale too... An opposition to Kronos warns to to account for reality in your situation, and not just bury your head in the sand so that you dont have to deal with it. Stay calm and keep a level head and you can conquer anything. A square to Astraea helps you face the day til then, helping you build up and repairing the cracks in your armor as it breaks down. Keep going.
This one is rough guys. Dont let it beat you. Stay alive, and let go in order to swim to the other side.
